In the interests of fairness, I have run a Dissociated Press on my own Usenet postings. Frankly, the result is not flattering and it certainly doesn't read as well as the James S. Harris dissociated page.
Clearly, there are still some issues in the randomizer I use in my Dissociation algorithm. It is obviously biased towards selecting insulting writing, so that I come of more churlish, hostile even, than I really am. I am a much cheerier Usenet poster than this page shows, honest I am. And anyway, it's not my fault that all those other guys on Usenet are morons, idiots, rubes and ne'er-do-wells.
Well, anyway, this rage thing is between me and my therapist. We'll work it out. In the meantime: here are my unexpurgated dissociated postings.
JFH Writes Nothing Like This.As I said, I claim absolutely no originality in the rest of the formula. You're simply adorable. Like a cute little bug. Yes, that's a much better means of writing dissertations (especially technical dissertations) than any word processor. Nonetheless, the claims "she" made were pretty silly. That was a red herring. And even if we did it! We've got Arturo on the latest Outlook. I didn't say that *I* guessed you were a sick bunny. You wouldn't be the first test, but better. More numbers coming straight out of your butt. Oh dear! As much as 1/2 of the profits of each MS-using company goes to Microsoft! Must be true. Rex said so. Um, hmm. Well, I suppose I'm feeling confessional. Well, sometimes. I haven't paid attention to a post, you are correct, then I guess every one of these papers contains false results. At least he posts with the newer backend. No big deal. Download the source, compile and install. Of course, I've been using Slackware for years, so I am not in our right to reproduce and distribute the material contained therein is limited by copyright law. I'm afraid that EULAs have confused your sense of what copyright really is all about. EULAs are contracts that the user presumably accepts as conditions of sale. Admittedly, these contracts seem a bit curious. Thanks. I feel kinda guilty .sigging this. Are you playing me? |
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