In the interests of fairness, I have run a Dissociated Press on my own Usenet postings. Frankly, the result is not flattering and it certainly doesn't read as well as the James S. Harris dissociated page.
Clearly, there are still some issues in the randomizer I use in my Dissociation algorithm. It is obviously biased towards selecting insulting writing, so that I come of more churlish, hostile even, than I really am. I am a much cheerier Usenet poster than this page shows, honest I am. And anyway, it's not my fault that all those other guys on Usenet are morons, idiots, rubes and ne'er-do-wells.
Well, anyway, this rage thing is between me and my therapist. We'll work it out. In the meantime: here are my unexpurgated dissociated postings.
JFH Writes Nothing Like This. |
For an explanation of how this page works, see this. For more dissociated entertainment, visit James S. Harris dissociated. He's a better writer than me.